Imitating L With A Seal On Her Head (1st May 2024)

 

L balanced her seal on her head

It resembled a mohawk

She walked round holding its paws

As it sat shaped to her skull

 

Seal in Portuguese is foca

That’s foca like locker

I feel awkward saying it

Not at home

I do like to swear

I once read about swearing being a sign of intelligence

I’m not sure but it made me feel less bad

I feel awkward saying it

When I’m out

When L has taken it with her

And I’m standing in the supermarket saying foca

Foca like locker

I don’t think that’s true

It’s more

Foca like boca

Boca is mouth

I’m still wrong

The o sound is different

Foca like locka

Foca like focka

Anyways

I feel awkward standing in the supermarket saying foca

To a Portuguese person

Who does not find it awkward that I am standing in the supermarket

Saying foca the way it is said.