Imitating L Being A Dinosaur (4th September 2024)

 

She’s shuffling slowly towards me

With her head, hands and feet flat on the floor

And her rear in the air

She says she’s a dinosaur

I don’t understand which kind

She mainly knows about t-rexes

And they didn’t move like she does

L alerts me when a big one is on TV

She grabs my hand and pulls me towards it

It must be important if she wants me to see

I try to imitate her impression

I need to work on my flexibility

Nothing is flat on the floor

My knees are more bent

Somehow I move more awkwardly

I ask her questions about dinosaurs

With each one she starts running

Between points in the room

And pretends to eat furniture

Om nom nom.